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Stoned Philosopher

Read My Mind.
Feb 8 '12
Stonerism #10:
The levels of Cannabis (best to worst)
Strains-the best quality cannabis (ex. ATF, Cheese, Trainwreck)
Headies-unidentified or unknown strain, but still very high quality.
Piff-Good quality cannabis but with little to no seeds.
Beasters-Similar quality to Piff, but with more frequent seeds.
Mids-Mediocre cannabis with at least 3 seeds per gram, with a very lazy and dumb minded high.(varies from green to brown,bad taste)
Shwag-The worst quality of cannabis, most of the time brown with nasty taste.(Aka dirt-weed, skank-weed)
*Shake-Varies depending on quality of weed, shake is trimmings/buds/pieces of weed at the bottom of a bag/ the left over debris after trimming.
When judging a bud 4 things should be considered:
Taste-the smoke should be pleasant, flavor varies on strain/type
Look-little orange hairs should cover the bud, the colors of the bud can range from dark green to light green (depending on if the plant is an indica or sativa) or in other cases the bud can be purple.
Density-This is how tight the bud is, some cannabis is very fluffy where one gram could look like two or visa versa.
High-The mental &physical effect on the body, ranging from calm to uncomfortable, sometimes followed by severe hunger aka munchies.
                                                        -Stoned Philosopher 

Stonerism #10:

The levels of Cannabis (best to worst)

  1. Strains-the best quality cannabis (ex. ATF, Cheese, Trainwreck)
  2. Headies-unidentified or unknown strain, but still very high quality.
  3. Piff-Good quality cannabis but with little to no seeds.
  4. Beasters-Similar quality to Piff, but with more frequent seeds.
  5. Mids-Mediocre cannabis with at least 3 seeds per gram, with a very lazy and dumb minded high.(varies from green to brown,bad taste)
  6. Shwag-The worst quality of cannabis, most of the time brown with nasty taste.(Aka dirt-weed, skank-weed)

*Shake-Varies depending on quality of weed, shake is trimmings/buds/pieces of weed at the bottom of a bag/ the left over debris after trimming.

When judging a bud 4 things should be considered:

  • Taste-the smoke should be pleasant, flavor varies on strain/type
  • Look-little orange hairs should cover the bud, the colors of the bud can range from dark green to light green (depending on if the plant is an indica or sativa) or in other cases the bud can be purple.
  • Density-This is how tight the bud is, some cannabis is very fluffy where one gram could look like two or visa versa.
  • High-The mental &physical effect on the body, ranging from calm to uncomfortable, sometimes followed by severe hunger aka munchies.

                                                        -Stoned Philosopher 

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